On Friday night I found out that I have a week to create a piece to perform at The Muse’s Guerilla Gallery show. The piece is bringing to life one of the paintings in the show, and so on Friday night I started making a costume and brainstorming ideas with the house crew.
We’ve come up with a dance/aerial number (I have this week to choreograph it) accompanied by the Witkem House Band! It will be their premiere!
As I was working on my costume Mel came down and asked why there was a giant poop in the backyard. I said “WHAT?!” and Mendel sighed and said that he hadn’t wanted to tell me about it, but if I wanted I could go out and take a look. It was freezing, so I decided not to. I was pretty pissed off - who or what did THAT to our backyard? - all the way through the next morning, even when it was pointed out to me that someone had written “POOP” in the snow in our yard.
I still didn’t get it. Talk about gullible.